Caitlin:: Archive

Dec 30th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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FuckYeahAlbuquerque: I Fucking Love You →

fuckyeahalbuquerque: I am gonna date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you. Then raise the fuck out of our kids. And give you all the motherfucking love and support you’d ever fucking need. And pay the hell out of that fucking mortgage. And then when the gutters are clogged, I’ll get up that fucking…

Dec 27th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Ring Ring

(800)350-1562: I noticed you went to see Ron Paul at UNI and I was just calling to see if you'll be voting for him in the upcoming election.
Caitlin: Nah, he's a racist.
(800)350-1562: *laughs knowingly*
Caitlin: haha, bye.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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I’m thankful for stefan for reminding me I’m a good person, and for Tarrell for just letting me cry and cry, and for Sara for always laughing with me and never judging me, and for my mom for helping me be who I am, and for Emily Zeets for showing me real struggle, and for Benny.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

My name is Sara and Caitlin loves me more than anyone in the world. Okay bye friends.

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Conversations with a seven year old

Caitlin: Whatchu wanna be when you grow up, Zey?
Isaiah: I wanna be on Wheel of Fortune. And then I'ma buy a Lamborghini.
Caitlin: Way to set goals, kid.

Dec 21st

Dec 19th

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rectumblr: when jesus is born i get presents when jesus dies i get chocolate i love jesus

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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“I didn’t feel good and then I farted and I felt better and then I sat on...”

– My friend* talking about the time she sharted

Dec 18th

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Reasons I love Sara

Caitlin: jsyk, I’m “sleeping at your house.” Sara: Sounds perfect. I’m so lucky to have you over <3

Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able...”

Dec 17th

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Dec 16th

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Christopher Hitchens has died

ataxiwardance: It is truly our loss. He was a rare and necessary kind of man.

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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so much for freedom of speech? →

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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Seriously just laughed at this for like 20 minutes →

Dec 14th

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Dec 14th

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blah blah blah

let’s romanticize a disease real people struggle with because i want attention LOL. you know it’s hard out here for a middle class white girl from cedar falls, iowa LIFE IS SO HARDDDDD

Dec 14th

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