March 2012
2 posts
BODY POSITIVITY
sick of hearin 8 year-olds calling other 8 year-olds fat.
“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise (via drinkyourjuice)
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February 2012
42 posts
i want your infinite: a thought, or nineteen →
boyslashwonder:
i bleed like my veins pumping
whiskey down my throat, sliding like
undeniable and unreachable
galaxies; can i reconvene my
respite or, uh… and mm,
god i want your infinite,
i want your tactile, your
chaotic shame, your brilliant.
or: you could just
listen to my throbbing,
mindless vocal…
SOOOO good.
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SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.
in the newspaper
towalkandtolisten:
“Malcolm Price Laboratory School, academic programs, the university police, and even athletic programs have been under review as UNI tries to cut millions of dollars from its budget.”
Our society’s priorities are flawed. Shouldn’t athletic programs be the first to go, rather than be a surprising cut compared to academic cuts?
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I'm every college freshman in a break up ever
“don’t cry because it’s over. smile because it happened.”
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“Sometime, when I’m really drunk I’m gonna tell some guy I love anal...”
– Katelyn D. aka The funniest bitch alive
can’t handle being treated like shit anymore.
“Getting a peddy Eat your hart out”
– My father who is currently in Texas (via omgmalfoyyouactlikeievencare)
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unpopular opinions... →
Defensive reading.
Definition: jumping into a book, when the world becomes too much to handle.
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“One time I went. Took a shot of tequila beforehand, wasn’t really my...”
– hillary talking about the one time she went to church.
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My dad was my Valentine because duh.
Me: [A long tirade about how I've been missing Anthony Weiner lately, and how mad I am that he felt he had to resign even though his dick pic scandal had no bearing on his ability to do his job well and didn't violate anything in his job description because our culture blows and homicidal fuckups like Chris Brown can still be average at their jobs while competent human beings have to retire and sit and home and waste their smart brains because America is scared of sex.]
[a long pause]
Dad (smiling and trying to be complimentary): Ya know, you're gonna make someone very happy someday.
Me (frowning): No, I'm gonna make myself very happy every day.
[another pause]
Dad: Touche.
[We continue eating hamburgers.]
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“always make time for donuts. and sleep”
– wise, wise words of my best friend in the whole world.
January 2012
33 posts
i love when yogurt explodes in my backpack
